Jordan | 17 | yadda yadda...most of the stuff here is Doctor Who, or other awesome things. you enjoy yourself now. and eat your vegetables. and don't blink. good luck.
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I SERVED A KID DRESSED AS IRON MAN TODAY AND I ASKED HIM WHAT HIS NAME WAS AND HE SAID IT WAS TONY AND HIS MUM SHOOK HER HEAD AND WAS LIKE NO HIS NAME IS JESSE AND I LOOKED BACK AT THE KID TO GIVE HIM HIS CHANGE AND SAID ‘HAVE A NICE DAY MR STARK’ AND HE GOT SO EXCITED AND RAN OFF WITH HIS SISTER IT WAS GREAT
(via thedrunkenvictor)
do you ever cry because you’re not british
tears of joy
(Source: sonofabaggins, via zoboomafoo0)
why ride a rollercoaster when you can ride me
Because rollercoasters can actually make me scream.
(via zoboomafoo0)
It’s so weird when people are squeamish about seeing brains because that’s their own brain making a decision that it looks disgusting. Brains don’t like how they look.
self conscious brains aww
brains that don’t like what they look like because they’re not supposed to be visible
because if they’re visible something is deeply wrong
you might say it’s braingerous
a brain made the decision to make that joke
(via slutandthefalcon)
in my head: constructs witty and insightful answers to interview questions for when I'm famous
ordering at a restaurant: please i the soup want
